1. You know your are a bad priest when you accidentally dismount 1000 feet in the air, and can’t find your levitate till you hit the ground.
2. You know you are a bad priest when people have to beg for a dispell, and you still won’t give it up.
3. You know you are a bad priest when Leap of Faithing someone to their death is more fun than healing them.
4. You know you are a bad priest when you start listing steps to loosing your sanity.
5. You know you are a bad priest when you refuse to hit the fortitude button for fear of smudging your nails.
6. You Know you are a bad priest when raid time turns into a manicure time.
7. You know you are a bad priest when you smite the boss, and fade before the tank pulls.
8. You know you are a bad priest when you selectively forget to heal the rogues. Just because.
9. You know you are a bad priest when you conspire with all the other healers, not to heal on a boss pull, just to see if anyone notices.
10. You know you are a bad priest when you start making a list of how bad priests can be O:)
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